Not trying to get all philosophical on you, but you just have to know yourself sometimes. The same goes for your spouse. You have to know his/her limitations as well!
I bought Erin this cute little baby shower sprayer to use in the bathtub.
"Sassy Happy Hippo Bath Shower Spray" was on Amazon. The little hippo's cheeks turn from pink to white when the water is too hot and the little sprayer would make it easier to get Erin rinsed off. She loves her bath and thought she would really like it. I ordered it 3 weeks ago.
It finally came in today and while I was feeding Erin her dinner I asked Tommy to put it together and get it ready. She immediately gets a bath after dinner. Know Thy Self and Know Thy Spouse! He got it put together with some elbow grease and started assembling it in the tub. He turned on the water and it shot all over the place. He then called me in to help. He would get mad if it were for me, but since it was for Erin he had all the patience of Job. We took it off and attempted several variations on installing it and nothing worked. You would turn the water on and it shot everywhere but from the Hippo. All the while, Erin was laying on the bed wailing. We were both soaking wet and water covered the bathroom floor.
Tommy didn't come right out and curse the day I was born, but I know he wanted to. Know Thy Self, Know Thy Spouse... He calmly told me it was piece of crap and would never work. I was rocking Erin to sleep in the living room when he got on my computer and the kitchen table. He found the Amazon receipt and clicked on it.
He spent the next 10 minutes reading aloud bad review after bad review on the
"Sassy Happy Hippo Bath Shower Spray" to me. Know thy self... I just let it go in one ear and out the other. I know me. I don't read those stupid reviews. Most of the time someone expects a sow's ear to be a silk purse and take to the net to gripe. I don't have time for that. I NEVER review products and just think that similar minded people don't do it either and it's just the freaks that take that kind of time. (Sorry if you're one of those freaks, but Know Thy Self and embrace it regardless of what I think!) Know Thy Spouse...he is one of those freaks! He doesn't buy ANYTHING without studying and reviewing and pondering and thinking.
Any way, there were like over 50 bad reviews on this stupid thing. Tommy then started telling me that I need to send it back. Know Thy Self, Know Thy Spouse. I am officially the World's Worst Returner. I will procrastinate and never end up returning things. They will ride around in the back of my truck for months. Tommy knows this.
This stupid Hippo was $10.00. It will go back in the box and ride around in my truck for months. He'll continue to ask me if I've returned it. I'll continue to get ticked that he's following up on me so it won't get done. I'll eventually tire of it in the back of my truck with the 7 other things I need to return and I'll end up making a drive by to the Goodwill Station close to the house. The Hippo will then become someone else's problem.
The moral of this story is that we have to know each other. I know I shouldn't have ordered it without looking at the reviews and Tommy knows I'm never going to send that thing back. I guess all I can say is... been nice "knowing" you!
P.S. Stay away from the
Sassy Happy Hippo Bath Shower Spray